THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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