and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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