then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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