i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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