Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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