at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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