yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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