we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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