im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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