At least make sure they are 18
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yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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