would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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