What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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