Where did you get a picture of my penis
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
