is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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