His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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