More tranny stories later!
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
