is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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