We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Randomize
