what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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