i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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