I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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