I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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