How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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