i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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