I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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