Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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