dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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