Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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