it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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