whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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