i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I want to make a zoo with you.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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