Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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