she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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