Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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