Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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