if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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