Don't you send me to vm
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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