you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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