if you like me you must not know who I am
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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