so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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