Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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