Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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