I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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