i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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