summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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