yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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