But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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