Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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