Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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