There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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