Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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